New news-writer is new!

Hey all, as per this post, our favourite comedian maareek has evolved into a news writer!

As such, he has learned the skill 'news-write' (but had to make room for it by forgetting skill: 'Ravage Pete's Mum') and I'm sure when he uses it, it will be super-effective! So everybody send some of your most impressive replays in his direction, and just maybe, maybe he will grant you with a battle-report detailing your feats of strength.

As you will read in his post, he might not have a lot of opportunities to do these, so when he does, please use the comments to show your appreciation!

Please note only team rostered members will be featured in any of maareek's works, as such members are the only ones who can see his email in his profile. In saying that, everybody should check maareek's profile in order to send him any replays.

Now go.

hey, if you gave me a column thingy, i would write form time to time some random stuff as well. It's not gonna be strictly sc, but ill run few experiments.

what do you think?

Yeah cool but im a bit worried about the word random lol. Can u clarify?

I'm gonna miss ravaging pete's mum. I really, really am. But at least I still have skill "send kurt nude pics" or, in truk type: "sendk ur tn udep ics." God I miss that sexy beast.

Regardless, I wish this poor guy the best of luck under the strain of the burden he has put on himself. Oh wait.

But seriously, thanks for the post, dwain. I should point out that, in the event nobody has any worthwhile replays, I am perfectly willing to accept Jarc on nortydog porn. Just sayin'.

take a plunge

I believe he chose to replace the 'ravaging pete's mum' move cos it always missed.