Happy Birfday Maarzipan!!!

Page 1 of 1

Forum Index -> News

United States Rostered Member for Proxiteam October 19 2011 10:39Posts: 619
In the desolate areas of Northern Florida dwelled a being unlike any other. He fed off the fear of his local denizens while listening to Alizee. He first began his plan to conquer the world in ezpz fashion by owning the denizens of forumsector.com There, he honed his BW skills to become a D+ player, quite an accomplishment in a forum full of trolls. With the exception of one player, who would become his ultimate challenge: CdL)misclick. But misclick was no match for the maarzipan. All maarzipan had to do was turn on Oblivion to ezpz this nub C player.

Then maar set his eyes on new victims with his young Zerg padawan to assist in any of mischievous deeds. This was when he met prOxi.swAMi on the PGTour ladder, and after beating swAMi's only TvP build that had 99% win-rate, maarzipan got an invite to join the team. Within hours of his evil plot, the mastermind had already been integrated into the team with his young padawan soon to join 1 year later.

However, maarzipans worst enemy came to stop his plan for world domination: age. As he got older, so did his priorities, hindering his ability to conquer the universe and his plan to force every baby to be named fOximaar and his plan to make Alizee his queen. Now, over 9000 years old, legend has it that the maarzipan will soon return, ready to take your wife, your kids, and your turtles. Be wary my friends, be wary, for *drum roll*

MAARZIPAN HAS RETURNED!!!!!


Happy birthday man :).
http://sc2sig.com/s/us/1614629-1.png NEWSWRITER
United States Rostered Member for Proxiteam October 19 2011 12:31Posts: 95
first.

Happy Birthday bro.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
NEWSWRITER
Australia Rostered Member for Proxiteam October 19 2011 14:17Posts: 1000
Lol awesome story. Happy birthday maareek!!

And delorm, don't do that -_-
aka swAMi. Melbourne! ADMIN
United States October 19 2011 14:21Posts: 63
happy b-day
Australia October 19 2011 15:45Posts: 393
Merry christmas
NEWSWRITER
United States Rostered Member for Proxiteam October 19 2011 15:49Posts: 95

Shroom wrote:

Lol awesome story. Happy birthday maareek!!

And delorm, don't do that -_-

The "first" or the hearts?
NEWSWRITER
Australia Rostered Member for Proxiteam October 19 2011 15:59Posts: 1000

Waesnok wrote:

Shroom wrote:

Lol awesome story. Happy birthday maareek!!

And delorm, don't do that -_-

The "first" or the hearts?

The "first"
aka swAMi. Melbourne! ADMIN
Australia Rostered Member for Proxiteam October 19 2011 18:41Posts: 376
Wtf did I just read...
Happy birthday man.
I pwn n00bz, and pros too.
Australia Rostered Member for Proxiteam October 19 2011 20:23Posts: 427
HIDE YO KIDZ, HIDE YO WIFE!

and...

Bobotastic wrote:

and after beating swAMi's only TvP build that had 99% win-rate

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Timmy - "Making carriers really is a useful talent toi have!"
Australia October 19 2011 20:34Posts: 215
Happy birthday dude
Pew!
Australia Rostered Member for Proxiteam October 20 2011 14:19Posts: 1000

FighT wrote:

HIDE YO KIDZ, HIDE YO WIFE!

and...

Bobotastic wrote:

and after beating swAMi's only TvP build that had 99% win-rate

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I actually don't get this lol someone explain?
aka swAMi. Melbourne! ADMIN
United Kingdom October 20 2011 15:58Posts: 42
Happy Day of Birthing ((( for other day )))
If you dont strive for anything, you wont achieve nothing.
Australia Rostered Member for Proxiteam October 20 2011 20:37Posts: 274
Happy birthday you shitty canadian bastard

Page 1 of 1

Reply You must be logged in to comment. (Sign In)