Ultra-ling-b bomb

So I've tried this build out a million times and win 90% of the time. So the Build is basically, you open up using the spanishiwa opening with the really early 3rd. Don't get zergling speed first. You wanna get lair first to get the Hive As Fast As Possible. While the Lair in mutating, Mutate 3 evo chambers all at the same time. As the Lair is finished, Build an infestation Pit As Soon As Possible. You also want to have alot of lings to defend. Now work on your Hive and Build a banling nest at the same time. At this point, you should have 4-5 bases mining. Now upgrade bane speed and Don't forget to have 2-2 upgrades by then on your army. You also need an ultra den now. When you start building your Ultra den, researd OV speed and dropship thingy. At that point, you'll need have of your lings mutated into Banes. Load them up and make an attack. If your opponent is a terran and being a fag, you would want to get a spire. (You should have a spire anyways.)

Now you have a maxed out army by around 15-20 minutes. Make an attack. Your banes will do all the damage for you and if done corrextly, only one ultra will be dead, the rest will survive. :)


BANES FTW

That is the most useless build explanation I have ever read, rofl.

Can you actually define the timings and not give stupidly broad statements such as "get hive as soon as possible." Also, why the fuck do you need 3 evo chambers if your build is entirely melee units?
You can't max out an army at 15 minutes because any intelligent players would be doing timing pushes before then and killing most of your supply.


tl;dr: Make stuff > Win.

GasSS wrote:

If your opponent is a terran, then he is a fag, and needs to apologize for playing that race.

FTFY
lol jk.

But really.... spanishiwa's no speedling opening with queens will get destroyed in ZvZ against anyone that actually knows how to play, and yeah 3 evo chambers ? also there is a few speeling mistaks, should take the time to read over your post more carefully before posting. ;)

ZvT - first push comes around 5:30-6min and then at about 9min you will have a massive fuckoff contain on your arse. doubt any 4-5 bases will be up.

And ZvP - my god i dont even want to start on that shit. two words will ruin it, force field. <-- because no toss is going to wait till you have ultras to attack >.>

but other then that, i might make a few adjustments of my own and test it out on greedy arseholes. tho imo speedlings would be nice to have, for if you see an early push then you can counter, buying you more time to prepare.

At What point between your hatch and your hive are you supposed to make 4 more full saturated mining bases, while having tech and enough lings to defend yourself from any sort of push?

I know Prohan is trolling but I'm with him on this one! I feel like you said, "make zerg things get to hive and build more Zerg things and attempt to win by having Zerg things."

NovaX wrote:

GasSS wrote:

If your opponent is a terran, then he is a fag, and needs to apologize for playing that race.

LOL. Terrans a fag when the banshee rush you

ProHan wrote:

That is the most useless build explanation I have ever read, rofl.

Can you actually define the timings and not give stupidly broad statements such as "get hive as soon as possible." Also, why the fuck do you need 3 evo chambers if your build is entirely melee units?
You can't max out an army at 15 minutes because any intelligent players would be doing timing pushes before then and killing most of your supply.


tl;dr: Make stuff > Win.

Yes you can max out in 15 minutes. IF YOU PLAY LIKE IDRA. And timing is all about how fast a player can do this. 3rd hatch is just after you put drones into all for gas.

Banes > Rohan

ProHan wrote:

That is the most useless build explanation I have ever read, rofl.

Can you actually define the timings and not give stupidly broad statements such as "get hive as soon as possible." Also, why the fuck do you need 3 evo chambers if your build is entirely melee units?
You can't max out an army at 15 minutes because any intelligent players would be doing timing pushes before then and killing most of your supply.


tl;dr: Make stuff > Win.

Yes you can max out in 15 minutes. IF YOU PLAY LIKE IDRA. And timing is all about how fast a player can do this. 3rd hatch is just after you put drones into all for gas.

Banes > Rohan

You are going to die to die any timing push ever.

gass, perhaps you should format your build ideas something like...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=256643

It doesnt take particularly long and its always good to have replays to see something in action.

laying it out a little more clearly will make it easier for people to understand, critique and discuss. the way it is now, there are a lot of assumptions and holes in the writeup (also disregarding the fact that its unclear which MU this is for).

Can we just ban GasSS already? The sheer stupidity is making my head hurt.
Also, give me 9 replays where you successfully do this strategy.

Beater wrote:

Can we just ban GasSS already? The sheer stupidity is making my head hurt.
Also, give me 9 replays where you successfully do this strategy.

WHY...SO...SERIOUS!?!?

Beater wrote:

Can we just ban GasSS already? The sheer stupidity is making my head hurt.
Also, give me 9 replays where you successfully do this strategy.

Then dont read...

And I can leave this if I want too. You aint judging wat I do
And if your gonna b a dick about it, just dont even comment. ur getting this from a 13 yr old

GasSS wrote:

Beater wrote:

Can we just ban GasSS already? The sheer stupidity is making my head hurt.
Also, give me 9 replays where you successfully do this strategy.

Then dont read...

And I can leave this if I want too. You aint judging wat I do
And if your gonna b a dick about it, just dont even comment. ur getting this from a 13 yr old

All we ask is that you think before you post and don't ramble on about complete bullshit.

Once upon a time there was a strategy. This strategy had a strong affinity for burritos, and everybody would tease it, calling it the "gasss" strategy (extra s's for emphasis, of course), but he was a determined little strategy and set out to make a name for himself. Well, a name besides gasss. Maybe the "Ryuken Super Flaming Amazing Punch Build." Yeah, exactly like that.

So to make a name for itself, the strategy climbed the biggest mountain it could find. The climb was long and arduous, but the strategy made it. Looking around, he felt sure that nobody else could have ascended to such a height until a glint caught his eye. Focusing, the shimmer of metal pulled his attention and he became aware of medals, medals pinned to a uniform. The strategy found itself sharing the summit with none other than Nestea!

After the shock wore off, the strategy asked why Nestea was there. Nestea walked over, placing a hand on the strategy's shoulder and saying "We make strategy, then we execute it." Suddenly, Nestea threw the strategy over the edge, sending it plummeting down the side of the mountain. As the summit disappeared from view, the strategy saw Nestea evaporate. Suddenly a wild Jordon appeared where Nestea had stood and sTrolled away.

I think you tried to hard with that one maar ;)

GasSS wrote:

Beater wrote:

Can we just ban GasSS already? The sheer stupidity is making my head hurt.
Also, give me 9 replays where you successfully do this strategy.

Then dont read...

And I can leave this if I want too. You aint judging wat I do
And if your gonna b a dick about it, just dont even comment. ur getting this from a 13 yr old

The thing I'm worried about is even now you haven't edited your OP or added any replays despite everyone asking for it. You have had 4 people kindly ask too make better posts, even if you can't be bothered to fix this one at least apologise and accept that you need to do some work on your posts. And please don't pull the I'm a 13 yearold so be nice thing, if your not mature and smart enough to participate online with people older than you, than you shouldn't be here.

SouthLord please respect the size of maareek's penis, once maar posts a epic post like that its time to stop and give it up.

I aint saying tht they should b nice just cuz im 13.



you noe wat? FUCK THIS SHIT. THIS IS MY LAST POST ON PROXI. IM DONE. FEEL FREE TO REMOVE ME FROM THE SITE.

GasSS wrote:

I aint saying tht they should b nice just cuz im 13.



you noe wat? FUCK THIS SHIT. THIS IS MY LAST POST ON PROXI. IM DONE. FEEL FREE TO REMOVE ME FROM THE SITE.

So sensitive :(

lol this thread made me laugh, and yeah what veom said